Arrived at Morries late because I got held up whilst walking though the car park (by a lady who lives up my road). When I finally got there I spotted mad trolley lady’s lackies hanging around by the newspapers.
I rushed (well as fast as I can anyway), over to the reduced fresh produced section. Just in time to see her put 12 hotpots and 15 curries into her trolley. Mad dash to reduced bread but beaten again, one of her lackies had cleaned out the reduced bread (36 rolls and 14 loaves of bread).
Out of the corner of my eye I spotted another bargain hunter, said hello and moved on to dented tins which is near to the booze where the lovely security guards are, I stopped for a quick chat…Then it happened OMG
The other bargain hunter (who has also had his legs bashed by her and his grandson who had been also bashed by her although he is only 7 years old) had seen mad trolley lady’s bread trolley left unattended (MTL always has at least three trolley’s on the go) and pinched it and hid it down the freezer section. I stood back and watched from my corner by dented tins, thinking I would just watch this craziness from a distance…
But no, MTL rushes over to me and accuses me of taking her trolley and starts waving her fist at me and screaming like a crazy woman. security came over and what a ding-dong went on. She was shouting at the top of her lungs that I always steal her bargains and that I was the woman from hell, spoiling her business and that I make her crazy.